Great to see you...it's been what, about a year since we saw you last? Should be a good month, with a couple of Auntie's birthday's coming up. I do have a tiny bone to pick with you though...
You're MARCH...it shouldn't be blizzard-ing and -40 with the wind chill. I've had it up to here with shovelling snow (I rant on Ben's behalf) and as much as I love a stew/soup, I'm kind of hankering for a burger or pizza on the BBQ. I don't think any sane person should be asked to withstand this much cold and winter. Not fair. I'm tired of dressing the girls up in puffy coats and hats and I've been getting lazy on mitts(...hands in pockets please!). I miss spring dresses and playgrounds and everything else that comes with it.
Please send your friend Winter away. Now. And don't bring him with you next year. And don't let the door hit him on the way out.